Exclusive With Marty Ross

KILT!!!

Here at Chaperone Party, we pride ourselves in offering you the latest scoop on some of your favorite teen idols. Recently, one of our reporters sat down with Marty Ross of The New Monkees. Here is the all-exclusive interview!

Chaperone Party: So, Marty, what have you been up to these past couple decades since the New Monkees went off? Any successful side projects?

Marty Ross: BARK!!!

CP: Bark, you say? What is that, the name of your current band?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Ok, Marty, bark to you, too. Let's move on to the next question, shall we. Do you stay in touch with any of your former bandmates?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: What exactly does that mean? Do the four of you maintain contact by barking?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Ok, I'm going to take that as a yes. Next question. Besides music and  television, what are your interests?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Bark? As in tree bark, or candy bark?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Ahh, so you're a fan of both. Very good. What are some of your musical inspirations?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Very profound, Marty, and may I compliment you on the use of the metaphor. As in your song "Boy Inside the Man," tree bark represents a harder, outer shell which houses a softer, sappier core within. I must say, you are quite intelligent.

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Yes, Marty, we've established this... you find inspiration from bark. Anything else inspire you?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Yeah.... you just said that,

MR: BARK!!!

CP: I don't... I don't get it. What are you trying to tell me?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Oh, ok. Yes, it is a shame how society barks at us constantly to conform with what a secular group perceives as "normal." You definitely march to the beat of your own drummer, Marty- can you explain to us what the difference is?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: I see... I see. So you're saying that when society pushes us down and barks in your face, we should shove them aside and bark at them right back?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Excellent choice of words, sir.

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Yes, I quite agree. Is there anything else you'd like to say before we conclude this interview?

MR: BARK!!!

CP: Haha, Marty, so true. So very true.