A recent archeological dig has uncovered the Lost City of
Atlantis lodged inside actor Judd Nelson’s naval cavity.
“This is an amazing
discovery,” lead archeologist Indiana Jones proclaimed, in an all-exclusive
interview with Chaperone Party. “All
these years we’ve been looking, and all this time it was right in front of us
on the silver screen – who knew?”
Judd Nelson himself claimed to be in a state of shock, but
not the least bit surprised, at the archeologists find.
“I knew there was
something going on up there,” he told Chaperone
Party’s lead editor Snookie Corderoy. “I mean, with nostrils this size, how
could there not be a lost civilization or two hanging out up there?”
Experts first suspected that the Lost City of Atlantis was dwelling in Nelson's nose after he sneezed out the mummified remains of an Atlantean two months ago.
Excavations are scheduled to resume after Nelson consults
his Nose, Throat and Ear specialist.
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